Children say the funniest things (Part 2)

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1. Jerry: “The fat boy told me this sound last time.”

(He’d had a make-up class with a chubby teacher)

2. After not coming to class for a few months…

    Me: “Wow, I haven’t seen you in a long time, Solar!”

    Solar: “I love you so much!”

3. Janice: “How old are you?”

    Kayley: “I’m 4 and a half.”

    Janice: “I’m 6”

    Kayley: “You’re too short to be 6…you look about 5”

4. The students were playing with the toy food.

    Wesley: “Miss Queenie, what would you like to eat?”

    Me: “I’d like some chicken please, Wesley.”

    Wesley (in Chinese to his friends): “GET THE LADY SOME CHICKEN!”

5. Sum Yi: “Why did you colour the tap in brown?”

    Chan Nok: “Because it’s rusting.”

    Sum Yi: “I think it’s because it’s got some poo on it.”

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6.   Jeffrey: “I don’t have any underwear on. My mum forgot to put underwear on me.”

7.   I wrote Jeffrey’s name in his book.

      Jeffrey: “Why do all the teachers write that on my books?”

8.  Jerry: “Where’s the fat girl?” (referring to his usual classmate who hadn’t turned up)

      Me: “Do you mean Alison?”

      Jerry: “Yes. Mummy tells me to eat berries so we can keep fit and not fat.”

9.   Theo’s colouring in a dinosaur.

       Zita: “Is that a real dinosaur?”

Theo puts his hand on the dinosaur’s mouth…

       Theo: “No, it’s not real. Look, my hands not even bleeding.”

10.  Esther: “I can hear my little sister outside. Don’t get too close though because she’ll bite you to death. She bit my ear yesterday.”

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11. Jerry (randomly while doing his work): “Mummy bought lychees today.”

      Me: “That’s nice, Jerry. Do your work please”

      Jerry (a few seconds later to his classmate): “Hey girl, do you want to come to my house for some lychees?”

12. Jeffrey: “I’m only joking!”

      Zenith: “My mum says you’ll lose your teeth if you lie. Let me check your teeth.”

13. Me: “How many boys are here today?”

      Marcus: “3 boys and no girls.”

      Me: “I’m a girl!”

      Wesley: “No, you’re a woman!”

14. Hayson picked up a round black rubber with a white stripe around the centre and keeps sniffing if throughout the lesson.

      Me: “Why are you smelling the rubber, Hayson?”

      Hayson: “It looks like an Oreo!”

15. Ally: “Where do you live?”

      Rabi: “I used to live in my mummy’s tummy.”

      Ally: “Me too!”


16. Hayson helped Asher throw some rubbish in the bin.

      Asher: “Thank you, pretty girl!”

      Hayson: “I’m not a pretty girl. I’m a pretty boy!”

17. Ivan: “Mummy says I can’t eat any more candy, because I’m getting fat.”

18. Hayson: “I’m hungry.”

      Me: “Me too.”

      Hayon: “Me four!”

19. Jeffrey: “Where’s Kayley?” (His classmate who hadn’t turned up)

      Me: “I don’t know; maybe she’s sick.”

      Jeffrey: “Maybe she’s in Taiwan. I think Brandon’s (his other classmate) in Japan.”

20. Rabi comes in doing a manic laugh like an evil genius.

      Me: “Rabi, why have you got such an evil laugh?”

      Rabi: “Ebola?!”

      Classmates: “Rabi has Ebola?!”

Well, that escalated quickly.


21. Rainki pretended to eat her own head using a toy fork.

      Me: “Rainki, what are you doing?”

      Rainki: “My head is a hotdog.”

22. I sneezed.

      Donald: “Quiet, please!”

23. I took my hoody off and revealed a bit of my shoulder.

      Rabi points at my shoulder and asks, “What’s that?”

24. Jocelyn: “You are so beauty!”

25. Samson: “Miss Queenie, I’m Santa Claus!”


If you enjoyed this, go and check out Part 1 😉

Hope you’re having a wonderful weekend!



5 thoughts on “Children say the funniest things (Part 2)

  1. Haha great! I love the wee gems they come out with. I have a student (who is 6) who has told me on many occasions that he sleeps with no clothes on. No filter.

    • Children are hilarious! There was some really loud construction work going on near our classroom and one of my kids went, “it’s a helicopter,” and another goes “they’re coming to steal our underwear!”

      How do you even come up with that?!

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