- Modesty is the best policy…
2. Aim high.
3. I’m not even sure how to respond to that.
4. Strong family bonds.
5. This kid didn’t really understand the concept of writing a letter to a pen-pal.
6. I don’t know why, but I found the fact that the only hairstyle choices were either MJ or DB absolutely hilarious!
7. This also cracked me up!
8. This student also told his teacher that the toilet is the only place in the house where he can get some quiet time to gather his thoughts…
9. Miss Sally giving her kids nightmares, haha!
10. Thanks goodness they weren’t lactose intolerant.
11. That last line gets me every time.
12. The natural defence against aliens. Oh and in case you were wondering; yes, Mr C.W does stand for Mr. Chicken Wing.
13. I always find it hilarious when kids end stories with ‘Thanks God’ or ‘Thank Godness.’
14. Great excuse for not completing his work…
15. “Bosco wanted to tie me up like a sausage.”
16. Apparently farts cause pollution.
17. How do you even come up with ‘castration by donkey?!’
18. Oh dear…
I’d also like to say a big thanks to my pal, Sally, for her excellent contributions 😉
If you enjoyed this, go and check out Part 1 and Part 2 for extra giggles!